Matt Storm and Brian Strumke, at Segal Hop Ranch, 2020.

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Embrace fresh and hoppy beer meant to be drank quickly and then go away. This is so far gone from flagship beers and core offerings as to become almost unrecognizable from the craft beer scene of just a decade ago, you could even say it’s throwaway just like the fast fashionable trends that inspired it, and that’s exactly the point.

Mignonette by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a serving of fried chicken, fries, and coleslaw
Mignonette, 7%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra, Segal Ranch Anchovy, El Dorado, Abstrax Citra, and Abstrax Segal Ranch Anchovy Hops
Pigeon Hole by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Human Robot 16oz Can featuring a wiener dog
Pigeon Hole, 5.2%, Czech Amber Lager - Brewed in collaboration with Human Robot. Featuring Saaz Hops.
Marine Layer by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Structures Brewing 16oz Can featuring a can of corn
Marine Layer, 5%, West Coast Pale Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Structures Brewing. Featuring Citra, Hallertau Blanc, and Freestyle Montueka.
Backwards in Heels by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a sparkly boot crushing a pile of cans
Backwards in Heels, 4.2%, West Coast American Pale Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Aslan, Brouwers, Bosk, Bottleworks, Fair Isle, Floodland, Headless Mumby, Holy Mountain, Ilk, Pike, Stillwater, Stoup, Seattle Cider, and Yonder. Featuring Freestyle Nelson Hops.
Busdriver by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a woman on a pogo stick
Busdriver, 6.5%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Mosaic, Strata, and Freestyle Waimea Hops.
Birding by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Human Robot Brewing 16oz Can featuring a Quarterback Electronic Game
Birding, 5.2%, German Style Pilsner - Brewed in collaboration with Human Robot. Featuring Saaz, Spalter Select, and Traditional Hops.
Hometeam by Fast Fashion in Collaboration with Charles Peterson and Hometeam 16oz Can featuring an image of Kurt Cobain shot by Charles Peterson
Hometeam, 5.2%, German Style Pilsner - Brewed in collaboration with Charles Peterson and Hometeam. Featuring Saaz, Spalter Select, and Traditional Hops.
Haute Dish by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a tray of oysters on ice
Haute Dish, 7.5%, West Coast IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Nelson, Simcoe, and Strata Hops
Nice Stuff - Spoon by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a hand holding a hand carved wooden spoon
Nice Stuff – Spoon, 4%, Belgian-Style Pale Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Human People and Keeping Together. Featuring Seitz Farm Traditional Hops and Freestyle Riwaka Hop Kief.
Nice Stuff - Slide by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a fun slide
Nice Stuff – Slide, 4%, Belgian-Style Pale Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Human People and Keeping Together. Featuring Seitz Farm Traditional Hops and Freestyle Riwaka Hop Kief.
Nice Stuff - Coffee by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a cup of coffee in a skull mug
Nice Stuff – Coffee, 4%, Belgian-Style Pale Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Human People and Keeping Together. Featuring Seitz Farm Traditional Hops and Freestyle Riwaka Hop Kief.
Nice Stuff - Bowl by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a bowl of Pho
Nice Stuff – Bowl, 4%, Belgian-Style Pale Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Human People and Keeping Together. Featuring Seitz Farm Traditional Hops and Freestyle Riwaka Hop Kief.
Music for the Masses by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a rose gold microphone
Music for the Masses, 7.1%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Motueka, Rakau, and Waimea Hops
Sunday Gravy by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a bowl of pasta with sauce
Sunday Gravy, 5.5%, Italian Style Pilsner - Brewed with Hallertau Mittelfruh, Hersbrucker, and Saphir Hops
Stick & Poke by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Root+Branch 16oz Can
Stick & Poke, 14.5%, Imperial Stout - Brewed in collaboration with Root+Branch. Featuring Cocoa Nibs and Vanilla.
Leglock by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Range Brewing 16oz Can featuring a keg and a leglock
Leglock, 8.2%, DDH Double IPA - Brewed in collaboration with Range Brewing. Featuring Freestyle Rakakau Hops and Freestyle Motueka Hop Kief.
Friendly by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Creature Comforts 16oz Can featuring a torn up soccer ball
Friendly, 5.2%, Hoppy Rye Pils - Brewed in collaboration with Creature Comforts Brewery. Featuring Saphire, Hallertau Blanc, and Freestyle Nelson Hops.
Cold Spell by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Willibald 16oz Can featuring a pile of lottery tickets
Cold Spell, 7.3%, West Coast IPA - Brewed in collaboration with Willibald. Featuring Simcoe Hops.
Bonk by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Beak Brewery 16oz Can featuring a mannequin head wearing a duck beak
Bonk, 6.5%, DDH IPA - Brewed in collaboration with Beak Brewery. Featuring Freestyle Manilita and Motueka
Landscape Drinkers by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Schenker Beer Company and CLS Farms 16oz Can featuring a lawn chair and weed wacker
Landscape Drinkers, 7%, Fresh Hop Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Schenker Beer Company and Cis Farms. Featuring CLS Farms Wet El Dorado and a touch of Citra.
Fresh Flight by Fast Fashion in collaboration with Mountain Culture 16oz Can featuring a flying fish
Fresh Flight, 6%, Fresh Hop Ale - Brewed in collaboration with Mountain Culture. Hopped exclusively with Segal Ranch Anchovy hops.
Celestial Varnish by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a can of varnish spilling the galaxy
Celestial Varnish, 7%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra, Cashmere, and Idaho 7
Fast Casual by Fast Fashion 16oz Can featuring a pair of Adidas roller skates
Fast Casual, 5.7%, West Coast Pilsner - Brewed with Citra and Simcoe
Bargin Bin DDH IPA Can Label by Fast Fashion. Featuring a Hop Bin full of Hop Pellets and Previous Cans of Beer
Bargin Bin, 7%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Freestyle NZ Cascade, Mosaic and Simcoe
Death at the Bar by Fast Fashion and Brujos Brewing 16oz Can featuring a framed photo of a man in a cloak drinking a Guinness at a bar
Death At The Bar, 9.5%, Triple India Pale Ale - Brewed in Collaboration with Brujos. Featuring Citra, Idaho 7, Strata, and Segal Ranch Anchovy hops.
Construct Break Hoppy Rice Lager 16oz Can in Blue by Fast Fashion showcasing a talented in house cast on the labels photographed @carson_st._clair
Construct Break – Blue, 5%, Hoppy Rice Lager - Brewed in Collaboration with Queer/Bar. Featuring Freestyle Peacherine and Freestyle Motueka hops.
Construct Break Hoppy Rice Lager 16oz Can in Pink by Fast Fashion showcasing a talented in house cast on the labels photographed @carson_st._clair
Construct Break – Pink, 5%, Hoppy Rice Lager - Brewed in Collaboration with Queer/Bar. Featuring Freestyle Peacherine and Freestyle Motueka hops.
Construct Break Hoppy Rice Lager 16oz Can in White by Fast Fashion showcasing a talented in house cast on the labels photographed @carson_st._clair
Construct Break – White, 5%, Hoppy Rice Lager - Brewed in Collaboration with Queer/Bar. Featuring Freestyle Peacherine and Freestyle Motueka hops.
Can label for Fig. 9 A Diagram of Paleoculinology a West Coast IPA by Fast Fashion. The Center of the can features a framed Diagram hanging on a wall.
Fig. 9 A Diorama of Paleoculinology, 7%, West Coast India Pale Ale - Brewed with X and X Hops. In Celebration of Beer Junction’s 13th Anniversary.
Luxury Tax DDH IPA by Fast Fashion
Luxury Tax, 7.7%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Freestyle NZ Cascade and Idaho 7
Smash Fashion West Coast Pale Ale by Fast Fashion
Smash Fashion, 5.5%, Modernish West Coast Pale Ale - Brewed with Simcoe and Segal Ranch Anchovy
Work Trip DDH IPA by Fast Fashion
Work Trip, 7.3%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Motueka, Subzero Hop Kief, Motueka, and NZ Cascade Hops
Spiritual Technology DDH IPA by Fast Fashion
Spiritual Technology, 7.1%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra and Strata Hops
Here and Nowhere Else DDH IPA by Fast Fashion
Here and Nowhere Else, 7.3%, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra, Freestyle Motueka, and Freestyle Nelson
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Reflection, 5.2%, Schwarzbier Style Black Lager - Brewed with Hallertau Mittelfruh
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Red can with hops in a pile of ice
Catch of the Day, 6.8%, Fresh Hop India Pale Ale - Brewed Exclusively with Segal Ranch Anchovy Hops
Can with fishing lure
Shared Delusion, 10%, Triple India Pale Ale - Brewed with Citra, Freestyle Nelson Sauvin, Anchovy Hops, and Phantasm Powder
Yellow can with inflatable life preservers on label
Cruise Control, 7.2%, DDH India Pale Ale - Brewed With Freestyle Peacherine and Freestyle Nelson Hops
Feedback Loop, 6.8%, DDH India Pale Ale - Brewed With Galaxy, Simcoe, and 2 Lots of Freestyle Motueka Hops
Fast Fashion Commercial Break DDH IPA featuring socks laying on top of sandals sandals
Elegia, 7.5%, West Coast India Pale Ale - Brewed with Citra, Simcoe, and Strata Hops
Fast Fashion Commercial Break DDH IPA Can featuring mannequin with t shirt that says top crop
Crop Top, 5.2%, German Style Pilsner - Brewed with Seitz Farm Saaz Hops
Fast Fashion Commercial Break DDH IPA Can featuring a dial TV with infomercial graphic
Commercial Break, 7.5%, DDH India Pale Ale - Brewed with Citra, NZ Cascade, and Waimea hops
Fast Fashion Cash Grab DDH IPA
Cash Grab, 7.15, DDH IPA - Brewed with Hallertau Blanc, Citra, and Freestyle Nelson.
Fast Fashion in collaboration with Keeping Together - Reality is An Atmosphere: Chinook Belgian Pale Ale
Reality is An Atmosphere: Chinook, 7.5%, Belgian Pale Ale - Collaboration with Keeping Together. Brewed with Belgian Cascade, Saaz, and Whole Cone Chinook Hops.
Fast Fashion Crushed Ice DDH IPA Can
Crushed Ice, 7.2, DDH IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Nelson, Freestyle Motueka, Citra Lupomax, and Galaxy
Fast Fashion Tech Time DDH IPA Can
Pocket Forensics, 6.8%, DDH IPA - Brewed with El Dorado, Freestyle NZ Cascade, and Cashmere Hops
Fast Fashion Tech Time DDH Pale Ale Can
Tech Time, 5.2, DDH Pale Ale - Brewed with Simcoe, Strata, and Idaho 7 Hops
Fast Fashion Tulip Pils Can
Tulip Pils, 5.3%, Pilsner - Made in celebration of the Tulip Shop's 3rd Anniversary. Hopped with Hersbrucker, and Freestyle Motueka
Fast Fashion Pudding Cup Imperial Stout Can
Puddin Cup, 12.5%, Imperial Stout - Brewed with Boon Boona Coffee
Fast Fashion Shrimp and White Wine DDH IPA Can featuring a Shrimp Cocktail with pesto bishop
Shrimp with White Wine, 7%, DDH India Pale Ale - Brewed with Citra, Motueka, Segal Ranch Anchoy, and Phantasm
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Hidden Gems DDH IPA Can by Fast Fashion
Hidden Gems, 7.2%, DDH India Pale Ale - Brewed with Citra and Freestyle Nelson. Order Online
Double Dry-Hopped India Pale Ale with Mosaic, Segal Ranch Anchovy, and Citra Lupomax
Twisting Melon, 8.2%, DDH Double India Pale Ale - Hopped with Mosaic, Segal Ranch Anchovy, and Citralupomax
Double Dry-Hopped India Pale Ale Brewed with Phantasm, Enigma, and Freestyle Nelson
Hop Scran, 6.4%, DDH India Pale Ale - Double Dry-Hopped India Pale Ale Brewed with Phantasm, Enigma, and Freestyle Nelson
American-style IPA Brewed with Atlanta Water
SSH, 7.0%, American-style IPA - Brewed with Atlanta Water
DDH India Pale Ale With Phantasm, Freestyle New Zealand Cascade, and Freestyle Nelson
Season to Taste, 6.2%, DDH India Pale Ale - With Phantasm, Freestyle New Zealand Cascade, and Freestyle Nelson
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India Pale Ale Hopped with Freestyle Motueka, Freestyle Waimea, and Idaho 7
Real Talk, 6.6%, India Pale Ale - Hopped with Freestyle Motueka, Freestyle Waimea, and Idaho 7
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Second Generation IPA, 6.7%, India Pale Ale - Hopped with Mosaic and Citra
Second Generation Stout, 5%, Dry Irish Stout
Second Generation Pilsner, 5.6%, Pilsner
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Game Beer, 6.8%, DDH India Pale Ale - Hopped with Simcoe and Strata
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PILS, 5.6%, Pilsner - Hopped with Hersbrucker and Tettnang. Order Now
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Cownterbeer Oat Cream Pale Ale Hopped with Segal Ranch Anchovy Freestyle Nelson 16oz Can
Cownterbeer, 5.4%, Oat Cream Pale Ale - Hopped with Segal Ranch Anchovy and Freestyle Nelson. Order Now
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Chuck's on Chucks DDH India Pale Ale Hopped with Freestyle Nelson Sauvin, Galaxy, & Citra Lupomax 16oz Can
Chuck’s on Chucks, 6.8%, DDH India Pale Ale - Hopped with Freestyle Nelson Sauvin, Galaxy, & Citra Lupomax. Order Now
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Is Fast Fashion Old News? Dry Irish Stout Hopped with First Gold 16oz Can
Is Fast Fashion Old News?, 5%, Dry Irish Stout - Hopped with First Gold. Order Now
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Double Bagel Mode West Coast Double India Pale Ale Brewed with Freestyle Nelson Sauvin and Talus 16oz Can
Double Bagel Mode, 8.2%, West Coast Double India Pale Ale - Brewed with Freestyle Nelson Sauvin and Talus. Order Now
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I Wish I was Taller DDH India Pale Ale Brewed with Citra and Idaho 7
I Wish I was Taller, 6.8, DDH India Pale Ale - Brewed with Citra and Idaho 7. Order Now
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Pocket Fan, 7%, India Pale Ale - Brewed with Freestyle Nelson and Phantasm Powder
Hot Pizza with Anchovy DDH India Pale Ale Hopped with Citralupomax, Sabrolupomax, Mosaiclupomax, and Segalranch Anchovy Hops 16oz Can
Hot Pizza with Anchovy, 7.2%, DDH India Pale Ale - Hopped with Citralupomax, Sabrolupomax, Mosaiclupomax, and Segalranch Anchovy Hops
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Trippy Lifting Extra Pale Ale Brewed with New Zealand Cascade and Legal Ranch Anchovy Hops 16oz Can
Trippy Lifting, 5.6%, Extra Pale Ale - Brewed with New Zealand Cascade and Segalranch Anchovy Hops
Fast Fashion - Perpetual Stew DDH IPA
Perpetual Stew, 7.2%, DDH IPA - Brewed with El Dorado, Sabro, Idaho 7, and Freestyle Motueka.
Fast Fashion - Reality is an Atmosphere: Centennial - collaboration with Keeping Together
Reality is an Atmosphere: Centennial, 6%, Belgian Pale Ale - Collaboration with Keeping Together. Brewed with Segal Ranch Whole Cone Centennial, Motueka, and Tradition.
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Fast Fashion - Fast Lane - Strata Citra IPA - Collaboration with Halfway Crooks and Resident Culture
Fast Lane, 7.2%, DDH IPA - Collaboration with Halfway Crooks and Resident Culture. Brewed with Strata and Citra. Order Now
Fast Fashion got a Forklift - DDH IPA
Fast Fashion got a Forklift, 8.2, DDH IPA - Brewed with Segal Ranch Anchovy, and Strata.
Fast Fashion - Yesterday's Wine TDH TIPA
Yesterday’s Wine, 5, TDH Triple IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Cascade, Motueka, Nelson, and Phantasm Powder. Order Now
Fast Fashion in collaboration with Lowercase Brewing and TeKu Tavern - Teku Turns Five DDH IPA
Teku Turns Five, 6.8, DDH IPA - Collaboration with Lowercase Brewing and Teku Tavern. Brewed with Freestyle Nelson, and Strata. Order Now
Fast Fashion - A Constant Temporary DDH IPA
A Constant Temporary, 7, DDH IPA - Brewed with Strata, Sabro, and Freestyle Motueka. Order Now
Fast Fashion in collaboration with Willibald - Winning Streak IPA
Winning Streak, 7.5, IPA - Collaboration with Willibald. Brewed with Freestyle Wimea, and Freestyle Motueka. Order Now
Fast Fashion - Just Add Water IPA with Phantasm
Just Add Water, 7.2, IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Experimental Hop NZL-60-1, Freestyle Nelson, and Phantasm Powder.
Fast Fashion - Riot Sugar DDH DIPA
Riot Sugar, 8.2, DDH DIPA - Brewed with Freestyle New Zealand, Cascade, and Citra Lupomax.
Fast Fashion - Zoom Zoom APA
Zoom Zoom, 5, APA - Brewed with Segal Ranch High Oil Cascade, Mosaic, and Freestyle Motueka. Order Now
Fast Fashion - Hawaiian Hot Pizza DDH IPA
Hawaiian Hot Pizza, 7.2, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra, Mosaic, Sabro, and BRU-1. Order Now
Fast Fashion - Emotional Self Indulgence DDH Oat IPA
Emotional Self Indulgence, 7.6, DDH Oat IPA - Brewed with Citra, and Freestyle Motueka. Order Now
Fast Fashion - Cosmic Rupture DDH IPA
Cosmic Rupture, 7.1, DDH IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Nelson, Motueka, and Citra. Order Now
Fast Fashion in collaboration with Heirloom Rustic Ales - Spent Limes Heirloom Corn Lager
Spent Limes, 5, Heirloom Corn Lager - Collaboration with Heirloom Rustic Ales. Brewed with Masienda Heirloom White and Blue Corn, Hallertau Mittelfrüh, and Motueka. Order Now
Fast Fashion - Fan Death DDH TIPA
Fan Death, 10, DDH Triple IPA - Brewed with Freestyle Nelson, and Phantasm Powder.
Fast Fashion - Ranch Cups DDH IPA
Ranch Cups, 7, DDH IPA - Brewed with Segal Ranch High Oil Cascade, El Dorado, and Citra.
Fast Fashion - Stoned and Starving DDH IPA
Stoned and Starving, 6.8, DDH IPA - Brewed with Cashmere, Motueka, and Strata.
Fast Fashion - Rapid Onset Euphoria Spelt DIPA
Rapid Onset Euphoria, 8.2, Spelt DIPA - Brewed with Motueka, Idaho 7, and Citra.
Fast Fashion - Betty Imperial IPA
Betty, 9.0, Imperial IPA - Brewed with Citr, Mosaic, and Cashmere.
Fast Fashion - No Angels DDH IPA
No Angels, 6.5, DDH IPA - Collaboration with Bottleworks and Brouwer's. Brewed with Nelson, Citra, and Strata.
Fast Fashion - Useless DDH Wheat IPA
Useless, 7, DDH Wheat IPA - Brewed with Simcoe, and Citra Lupomax.
Fast Fashion - Lip Service DDH IPA
Lip Service, 7, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra, Motueka, and Nelson.
Fast Fashion - The Creative Process DDH IPA
The Creative Process, 7.4, DDH IPA - Brewed with Mosaic, Idaho 7, and Citra Lupomax.
Fast Fashion - Compliment Sandwich DDH IPA
Compliment Sandwich, 6.5, DDH IPA - Brewed with El Dorado, Strata, and Citra.
Fast Fashion collaboration with Stoup Brewing - Craft Casual Extra Pale Ale
Craft Casual, 5.5, Extra Pale Ale - Brewed with Simcoe, Galaxy, and Segal Ranch High Oil Cascade.
Fast Fashion - Interstellar - Collaboration with Monkish Brewing
Interstellar, 8.2, IPA - Collaboration with Monkish. Brewed with Strata, Citra, Mosaic, and Segal Ranch High Oil Cacade.
Fast Fashion - Thin Crust DDH American Pale Ale
Thin Crust, 5.5, DDH APA - Brewed with Idaho 7, Mosaic, and Motueka.
Fast Fashion collaboration with E9 Brewing - #1 Pro Nails - West Coast IPA
#1 Pro Nails, 6.5, West Coast IPA - Collaboration with E9. Brewed with NW Hops.
Fast Fashion - Tinned Fish - DDH IPA
Tinned Fish, 7.2, DDH IPA - Brewed with Experimental Hops from Segal Ranch, Citra, and Nelson.
Fast Fashion - Momo DDH IPA
Momo, 7, DDH IPA - Brewed with Motueka, and Mosaic.
Fast Fashion - Tears for Spheres DDH IPA
Tears for Spheres, 7.6, DDH IPA - Brewed with Citra, HBC 692, Nelson, and Motueka
Fast Fashion - Hot Pizza DDH IPA
Hot Pizza, 7.2, IPA - Brewed with Citra, Mosaic, and Sabro.

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